Baxter of California Pocket Comb

I retired from the US military in 2019. I haven't owned a comb or brush of any type since 1990. When I retired I let my beard grow. I realized pretty quickly I needed a beard comb and beard brush. When I saw this I wondered who would pay this much money for a beard comb (this type was called a mustache comb the last time I had hair). I figured with all of the money I'd saved over the years not owning any hair care products I could actually find out if this was worth the money.I'm going to say it's a nice comb but it's not life changing. Heavenly trumpets don't play each time I run it through my beard (I still don't have head hair). I don't groan in ecstasy while combing in my beard oil. The teeth points are smooth and well buffed with no burrs to scratch your skin or damage your hair. Since it's so small I figure I'll lose it pretty quickly. I think that must be why they offer it as a subscribe and save. I will say that now I own this comb I have a strong urge to buy other overpriced things that imply my manliness is larger then other guys. I also have the urge to hang out in greasy spoon cafes wearing a plaid lumberjack shirt and nagging the waitress on the greatness of farm to table and Bud's Corner Cafe should embrace the philosophy. The final urge I get from combing my beard with this comb is to style a crazy long handlebar mustache. Maybe it actually is life changing.